A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term used when a male perpetrates having a well-endowed penis, when in fact, to his partner's surprise is actually the opposite of large. In this case, see peter petweeter.
Brad's perpin' the slong. He's really only two inches.
When you get your tackle out at a dinner party and put it on the table
things were going swimmingly until Jimmy rocked the slong coaster
to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can
the black man dong slonged his knob
girl has a bigger pennis than you.
i met a slong monster last night