A fork of Rural Dictionary
spongebob is a happy gay sponge, one of the most happyest gay sponges in the hole world, the reason he has so many holes is because he's had to much sex with dolphins.
whores are such spongebob squarepants. they both suck everything up
the television show about a spongy dude that wears pants with a tiny tie
“did you see the spongebob squarepants episode last night?”
“yeah! it was hilarious!”
Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut
Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.
What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"
1. This be a Crabby Patty eatin' sea beastie who be like a sponge in his ways.
2. Sandy Squirrel lubber that be livin' in a pineapple.
Arg, there be Spongebob Squarepants, that absorbant barnacle!
Spongebob Squarepants is bad for kids.
Like listen to the "F.U.N" song!! And carefully watch what Spongebob does too!!
Spongebob squarepants walks around in his underwear.
A very deep and though-provoking show with hidden double meanings and symbolisms cleverly disguised as a childrens show about a giddy sponge who works at a restaurant called the krusty krab, whose owner is greedy Mr. Krabs
He works there with Squidward , a cashier who plays clarinet. His best friend is a pink starfsih named patrick but is also friends with a squirrel who wears some sort of underwater suit named Sandyand he has a pet snail Gary.
Bikini Bottom represents Nazi Germany. Gary represents Germany, the country itself. Patrick represents Hitler, or the temptations of Nazism. Spongebob is the previous and more fair way of ruling. Gary(Germany) surrenders himself (itself) to Patrick's (Hitler's) tempting cookie (Hitler's perfect race/ anti-jew idea)
(A basic breakdown if the symbolism in an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.)