A fork of Rural Dictionary
<kids> oh spongebob is soo cute I want to marry him
<mom> hunny it's just a cartoon
A horny sponge who wont admit he wants to have kinky sex with a squirell (sandy cheeks)
Even Patrick knows this...maybe squidward..but just patrick
spongebob is a happy gay sponge, one of the most happyest gay sponges in the hole world, the reason he has so many holes is because he's had to much sex with dolphins.
whores are such spongebob squarepants. they both suck everything up
the television show about a spongy dude that wears pants with a tiny tie
“did you see the spongebob squarepants episode last night?”
“yeah! it was hilarious!”
Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut
Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.
What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"