A fork of Rural Dictionary
a little ghost that messes around with you. you may find one if you open up a box of corn flakes. if there is a sprite in your house, please call 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. signs of a sprite include slashed tires, unscrewed salt shakers, shaken cans, wet carpet, elton johns glasses and swinging ceiling fans
thank god i called 1-800-get this damn sprite off my property. now i can live without sprites in my banana peels
1.(adv) Acting similarly to the behavior of a sprite. 2.(adj) to describe actions that are similar to or an imitation of sprites
"Two straight men should never use emoticons to communicate. It feels too spritely."