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Stalk

Another term referring to the penis.

This one time at band camp, this girl wanted to suck on my stalk.

by Jasper Jizm October 23, 2009

stalk

Street slang for celery

"Yo, this salad is rockin' my world? What be the secret shizzle in here?"

"It's stalk, beeyotch."

by B-Phat May 21, 2006

Stalk

An erect penis. The male tackle unit in all it's rampant, glory. A barred up love stick ready for the wetting.

She impaled herself on my stalk.

by Lord Frothington January 22, 2005

stalking

the act of attacking the interests of another person based primarily on a genuine disrespect and lack of manners towards that person.

a person who will follow - interfere or lie specifically to sabotage the interests, relationships and lifestyles of another person based purely on superficial pretenses.

esp. someone who will attack another person based on their god given right to like members of the opposite sex.

Stalking

by Fresh_TJS August 22, 2009

stalk

When you like another person

Guy 1: Hey dude, I'm stalking you! :)
Guy 2: Aww, thanks a lot!

by Bordellr September 29, 2018

Stalking

What Sara Guyer is doing to Brandi Burkett Photography's blog and Facebook.

"Sara is stalking her wedding photographers blog and Facebook by checking it at least 8 times a day"

by iamnotsara November 07, 2011

stalk

Street slang for celery

"Man, this salad is rockin' my world! What be the secret shizzle in my salad-izzle?"

"It's stalk, beeyotch."

by B-Phat May 17, 2006