Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

present them

The perfect response when one is insultingly instructed to suck another individuals balls. Often leaves the opponent speechless and dumbfounded, leaving one victorious.

Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!"

Child: "Suck my balls!!"

Parent: (calmly) "Present them.."

Child: "..." (shellshocked, proceeds to do as told)

by dmince93 April 21, 2011

screw them

Similar in use to "Screw You", only in the plural form.

Jack: John wants to know if he and Jane can come to our barbecue.
Jill: Screw them! They haven't done a single thing for us the entire time we've lived next door to them!

by Booyahhayoob June 23, 2014

they/them dick

one hoof and you're dead

sucklin' on that they/them dick felt divine

by Dick DastardIy March 28, 2022

Them's the breaks

American/Australian slang. Possibly short for "that is the breakdown". It means "that's just how it is" or "that's how the cookie crumbles".

Sometimes rendered as "dems...", "those...", etc.

A: "Ah, that's not fair!"
B: "Them's the breaks, dude."

by squeefish April 11, 2011

them apples

it is used in the term, "how do ya' like them apples?" basically meaning, "what do you think about that?" it is a phrase that intends to piss people off.

It could be used after winning high stakes in a poker game..."Royal flush baby!...How ya' like them apples?

by ScurvyJack December 24, 2005

them boys

The police, 5-0, pigs, bacon boys, breakfast meat, officers of the gatdamn law!

Ahh shit...putcha seat belt on..them boys is rollin up.

by Hybrid 216 December 03, 2003

them thangs

when some one is well endowed, either having a large chest or a huge but.

generally used by people from the south, this term is a positive to who ever they are referring too.

man did you see girl over there she got them thangs

by wizardzack July 26, 2015