A fork of Rural Dictionary
- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.
- A powerful telescope.
I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!
When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye
I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!
When you give an Angry pirate to a one eyed girl
The Captain felt a rumble down below
There was but one thing he did know
He'd need to use Gavey Jones' telescope
As his cannon was primed to blow
He pulled his anchor and docked the cove
Of a one eye holed hoe
A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
A tampon , prior to its normal use .
Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding