Country Dictionary

Used to describe an extremely dry thing.

Make us a cup of tea, my Throat’s as dry as a nuns cunt

a short term for none of your business

girl: hey larry whatcha doin?
boy: nun ya!

To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.

'Colin, you are about as much use as a pair of nuns tits.'

No one has a clear idea of what exactly it is - only its relative speed. Used specifically in reference to something that is faster.

Big-Dan's teeth are faster than a Nun's nugget... He even proved it on stage with Mischief Movie Night In!

A "Dancing Nun" is when a woman spreads herself out, revealing her vagina. The clitorus is the face, and the skin over it is the nun hat. The person then uses the labia majora (outer vaginal lips) like little "strings" to make the nun dance with the little "arms" inside (labia minora).

Do you wanna see a "dancing nun"?

When a female refuses to engage in sexual activity.

I was putting the moves on hard with that new chick in the office but I got nun slapped.

a goody too shoes from Michigan City

She's a bitch, but her momma was a city nun.