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an opptional forth person in a spit roast :see spit roast

i basted the spit roast last night with my fresh dairy produce

Pronounced BAYste. To behave in a bastardly fashion; also an exclamation to react to such behavior

"Hey man, did you pick up that quad?"
"Yeah, but I think he shorted me, this shit is like five grams!"
"Baste!"

another word for cooler. A case to keep things cool.

a water cooler. (baste)

The act of covering your hand in human sweat and rubing it over someone

When you empty a truck load of semen into her vag. Much to the same effect one sees when basting a turkey.

"Bro, I totally basted this chick last night, I could fill a mason jar with how much I came."

The Ultimate Hardcore Fighting Marine
who kills nijas in a wink, takes speed for breakfast and kicks total ass.

Wow, Hercules is a real bast.

to fart on somebody, usually in the face

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.