A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bast / Bastet / Baste
Egyptian goddess of the home, domesticity, women's secrets, cats, fertility, and childbirth. She protected the home from evil spirits and disease, especially diseases associated with women and children.
1. Make America Baste Again (traditional)
2. Meta Egyptian deity Kek might have been the reason Trump was elected but it’s Meta Egyptian deity Bast whomst is making America Baste Again
3. 🅱️eterson = 🅱️ast / 🅱️astet/ 🅱️aste
4. Baste yourself in the conservative juices of your political bias
5. A funny misspelling of based that in turn references HaHacat (Bast) overtaking Pepe (Kek) as mass meme phenomena of the hive consciousness circa 2018/2019
to Baste: the act or practice basting. One must awaken his lady from a deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her eyes. When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED BITCH!!!" At which point you slap her across the face. Job well done.
Example 1: Your lady has refused to perform any form of sexual act, and it's time she learned her lesson; baste the shit out of her.
Example 2: Man, last night was awesome, I totally got back at my lady by basting her out of a deep sleep.
A big man/woman that is capable of crushing and/or eating you.
Andy Carroll is some Baste
Reffering to the most horrifying person, possibly in the world - Guy Sebastian.
Made up by Ross Noble on Triple J.
Can be Used as a deregatory comment.
jeez, you must have had a rough night, you look like the bast