Country Dictionary

An insurance salesperson who is continually frustrated by humans who refuse to listen.

aflac, Aflac, AFLAC!

An affectionate stokey word, similar to "love" or "mate"

Stokey one: You goin up 'anley duck?
Stokey two: yeahh, are you?

What looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, is a duck (probably).
Where duck is used as a metaphor for something usually totally unrelated to ducks.

"Hey, is that guy a republican?"
"Well, if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck."

v. Avoiding responsibility.

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Hey! Where you been? That conclave be started. You ducking?

No Monsigneur.

Avoiding someone or something

Okwerdz challeged T-Rex to battle, but T-Rex made and excuse and was accused of Ducking Okwerdz

Little shits that steal my bread

Fuck off duck

The autocorrected word for "fucks".

Does it look like I give any ducks?

Fucks***