A fork of Rural Dictionary
kind of cute, fat chick. Found working at del taco, that would, if you let her, attack your penis like a wild animal, and ravage it for all it's worth
I met a nice little hog in the del taco drive thru, maybe I'll give her my number.
Hot Older Guy. Not to be confused with a COG
Damn, my new teacher is a total HOG.
-verb (used with object) Slang
1. to pursue sex with overweight women for the purpose of sport or betting, usually involving young intoxicated men as participants.
Ian noticed some fat chicks across the bar, so he bet Mike ten dollars that he couldn't hog the largest one.
Oregon expression for schlong
I pulled out the hog and stabbed her with my wicker-wanker