A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you start to meet a Sam you will like him and think he’s chill, you will shortly realize he will begin to make puns about the male genitalia.
Eventually he will ask you things like “you got that BBC?” and ask you if you are snipped, tell him you are, otherwise you will never hear the end of it. Ever.
Sams sometimes like to make fun of people’s dads for not being..ya know...and that can make people upset sometimes.
At the end of the day Sams are pretty funny and a good guy in general, also fun to hang around and party with. Get you a Sam if your looking for a good laugh.
Ian B: Yeah you know my parents just didin’t decide to circumcise me, nothing wrong with that!
Sam: OMG, your so uncircumcised, you will never live this down, you got the biggest baddest uncircumcised BBC. How’s having forskin? Does it feel better? Bro your not circumcised. I mean your just not.
Sam is an awesome name as it resembles an awesome person!
For example in a conversation.
Person one: oh did you hear that awesome joke?
Person two: which one?
Person one: that one that sam did
Person two: Who's sam?
Person one: that awesome guy...
Person two: oh yes he is awesome
The most perfect guy you could ever meet. He is the definition of perfect, hes sweet caring, sincere, kind, cute, attractive, silly. And is the most caring a sensitive guy ever. He will make your heart melt. If you ever snatch up a Sam you'll be glad.
Girl1: Have you met Sam?
Girl2: Hes like the definition of perfection.
Girl1: I know right!
"Hi I'm a sexy attractive male, but you can call me Sam for short."
Being left out, third wheeled, spare tired or flat out shunned so hard you feel disgusted and don't want to live anymore.
"Duuuude, last night I got sammed so hard by these two kids making out."
"The evening started nicely, wii bowling, couple of drinks but I felt pretty sammed when they started making out"