A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man bust quick
Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies
For when Boomer adults spam text message you continually because they don't have anything else going on in their lives and have no sense of time
Old no nozzle Debbie sent me 30 messages today; I'm really getting sick of her Boomer zoomies.
Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.
My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.
When a girl or boy gets excited by the prospect of spending time with a boy. Typical symptoms are, wiggles, jumping and running.
When my I told my girlfriend that we were getting fish and chips she got boy-zoomies, she jumped and ran off with excitement.
The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job