Country Dictionary

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zoomie

The term by which a cadet at USAFA is commonly know among jealous civilians

That zoomie is really, really, really, ridiculously good looking and is also so damn smart. I wish I was with that zoomie.

by Cadet X October 14, 2005

zoomie

when you make farting noises with your mouth on someone's body, creating a tickling effect, causing laughter.

She gave me a zoomie on my stomach.

by Ahlyzik May 29, 2006

zoomie

what USNA midshipman call the students at the offcial U.S. Government school for desk jobs and golfing (the U.S. Chair Force Academy)

Navy beat those zoomies again in football

by MDR August 23, 2006

zoomie

zoom sex but when you bust a nut its called a zoomie

Yeah man I busted a fat zoomie last night during a zoom call with my girlfriend.

by allmightsbloodytissues September 28, 2020

zoomie zoomie

A drinking game involving a group of people (preferrably in a circle, or other circular shape) who clap in unison and chant the song, "fuck me, everybody let's play zoomie zoomie.. zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay, zoomie zoomaay". Everyone is given a number, from one to however many players there are. Once the last "zoomie zoomaay" is sung, Player 1, in time with the clapping, chants, for example, "one one, four four!". Still in time with the music, Player 4 must recognize that his/her number had been called, and do the same. Ex: "four four, nine nine!". Player 9 would go next, and so forth. The first person to mess up has to drink, and the game starts again with the song.

Warning: advised to play in only in secluded areas, as the singing/chanting of "zoomie zoomie" will become quite loud.

by S.T.D. June 25, 2007

zoomie zoomie

same as above, only when the loser drinks you sing "well he sucks and he fucks and he knows that he loves it so drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink!

zoomie zoomie

by Juliab216 August 31, 2008

zoomies

When you dog runs around the house like crazy jumping on the couch, running up and down the stairs, and all over the house. It usually ends with them falling to the floor, panting like crazy and taking a nap.

Fritz got the zoomies today and wore himself out.

by LuvJR August 27, 2007