A fork of Rural Dictionary
The misfortune of pulling out during anal sex to be followed by a "coal car" (a.k.a. fecal overflow). To complete the maneuver, one must ejaculate on the bloody fecal matter, the aftermath resembling a train wreck.
My roommate Karl ruined my sheets after he pulled a Montreal train wreck on that skeezer. (Based on true events.)
Any of the reality TV shows that depict the "up close and personal" lives of the people or familes on the program. TV programs such as Jon and Kate Plus 8, 18 Kids and Counting (the Duggar family) and Wife Swap are prime examples. Also known as "fishbowl TV."
Julie: Did you watch the season premier of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight?" The kids are sooooo cute.
Hal: Are you kidding? I have better things to do with my time. That show makes me wanna puke. Now that the Goselins are having trouble keeping their marriage together and all the rumours--he's cheating on her, she's cheating on him. I feel sorry for the kids that their parents are selfish enough to put them through all that on a TV show. It's nothing more than Train wreck TV.
when two or more girls/women of asian descent are penetrated harshly from the back while in the "wheel barrow race" position. They are pushed towrds each other at high rates of speed until a collission occurs. The men then cum on the heap of bodies until they are satisfied.
"I just watched the craziest porno where 10 guys caused a tokyo train wreck and came on the girls faces!"
While having sex doggy style, you turn the girl towards the side of the bed, pull her arms out and thrust her off the side of the bed onto the floor face first.
Last night we got a little rough and while doin' her doggy style I accidentally gave her the midnight train wreck.
An online discussion thread that gets out of control. It often splits into conflict and an off-topic discussion. Like a train wreck, it 'moves quickly' because people are posting faster than they are reading the responses.
That Yahoo news forum on Dubya is such a train wreck. People are yelling and talking about terrorists. I can't keep up with it.
A typo train wreck occurs when a person attempts to correct their typo(s) only to end up becoming sequential typos. A typo train wreck finally comes to a halt in an often all caps ending.
Person A:
"I was at my grandfather's house ladt night in Wyoming"
"laat*"
"lsat*"
"LAST!!!!******"
Person B:
"Lol. typo train wreck"
slamming your cock into a tight vagina and your cock brakes in half
dude that girl was so tight i almost had a turkish train wreck