A fork of Rural Dictionary
"I feel like a broken typewriter. I missed my period."
-- Grease
The act of blotting, or typing out words while ejaculating profusely on someone's chest.
I gave George's mail order bride a Lithuanian Typewriter after I got her a Visa.
A fake sexual act that an outsider might pretend to know of when you and your friends laugh about someone doing it to a girl. After he laughs you call him out for not knowing what it is, because no one knows.
Hey Skunda, did hear about when Kabak pulled a Mexican Typewriter on that LBFM in Guambodia?
everyone laughs
Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.
When you fuck a chick from behind (anal or vaginal) and you pull your cock out right before you cum and tap it on her back as you cum making a sound like a typewriter
I left a red mark on shirley's back when I gave her a chicago typewriter
A sexual act in which a man spreads honey on his dick and uses it adhere aspirin to it. He then asks someone to suck off the honey and aspirin from his dick.
Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.
Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.
Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter