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Adj. Whining, crying, being a debbie-downer.

Dude all you do is bitch about everything and whine all the time, I'm so sick of your vagitity

A type of vegetable. Can be related with vaginas and usually only liked with beef.

Me: "Why don't you like vegetables?"
James: "I only like vagitables with beef, like EW."

Any vegetable that can be used as a dildo.

Vagi-table.

No woman over the age of 30 should be without a vagitable in their fridge.

A woman’s preferred activity on her heaviest flow days.

I don’t want worry about ruining my pants while shopping today — let’s just stay home and vagitate.”

1. (VA-jit)-noun
The female version of a blumpkin.

Randall Ryan will give Alyssa Marie a vagit.

A body part that is both a vagina and an armpit

Thats a real saggy vagit right there

That cloe has a sexy vagit