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vagitate

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.

"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."

by Ryan Reynolds August 22, 2007

vagitate

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation

My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...

by pornhorn50 January 12, 2010

vagitate

anyone acting and or resembling a vagina

"You're being a damn vagitate, Tiz!!"

by Polar Bur October 14, 2003

vagitate

To relax, drink alcoholic beverages and enjoy cock.

Vagitating with your girlfriends is good fun on the weekends or weekdays.

by Lauren L and Liz W March 18, 2003

vagitate

To relax, drink alcoholic beverages, or enjoy cock in a "raging" environment. (see also raging)

Nah, I am not gonna go out tonight. I am just gonna stay in and vagitate I think.

by Lauren L and Liz W March 19, 2003

Vagitative

Vag-i-ta-tive, adjective Characterized by, resulting from, or being in a state in which there is total loss of cognitive functioning following rigorous sexual intercourse

After washing my cock in the sink and returning to bed, I fell into a vagitative state.

by rom2k March 12, 2014

vagitated

When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.

It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.

by godlikesme December 24, 2014