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The scariest piece of shit every Spongebob fan has ever seen! A terrifying part butterfly part horsefly! It always presses it's ugly face against the forth wall throughout the episode "Wormy". It's very unpredictable. You'll never feel the same again!
Bouncer: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how touch are ya?
Fan: How though am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I watched the Spongebob episode Wormy last night!
Bouncer: Yeah, so?
Fan: Without shitting myself.
Our noble savior and Adult monster. 😱STAY AWAY. He changes to a butterfly. Wormy first appeared in S2/E11 of Spongebob Squarepants in Wormy/Patty Hype.
AHH WORMY IS ABOUT TO KILL US!
The act of giving spectacular head
Damn she’s giving him some serious wormy brain
A majestic creature bringing pain into the lives of reckless teens
Oh look! It's spermy the wormy! Run!
A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.
You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)
A friend that turns into a worm and you exploit its poop for your garden.
My wormy prostitute is really acting up like a city girl.