A fork of Rural Dictionary
a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
Relax; chill out; calm down; slow down
FRIEND: We're late! Hurry up!
YOU: Cool your juice. I'm going as fast as I can.
Guy: (hyperventalating) OMG!
Girl: Whoa... cool your juice
To relax, or chill out. Usually a command when some one is getting too heated over a trivial disagreement.
A PLATYPUS IS A MAMMAL, AND I WILL RAPE YOU THROAT IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!
bro... cool your dickset