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to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol

man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked

the act of, when someone is asleep, putting both hands together like you would when pretending to have a gun, and thrusting them up between the anus and penis/vagina

man, that was a sick zonk!

to place your hands into the prayer position, then thrusting them up an unsuspecting person's anus.

i'm totally gonna zonk j-bot 62

something you say to annoy the fuck out of everyone you talk to

Hey do you know about thi- "ZONK."
What?- "ZONK."

Realization of past, outlandish actions and deeds to others without remorse that cause grief and despair, leading to depression, lackadaisical wonderment, career limitations, loss of respect and guilt.

Byline in some newspaper:"Phillip Smith, one time magnanimous and egotistic General Manager of Company X, was seen in a zonked stupor, out on his lawn, late at night, with little clothing, openly drooling and rambling gibberish fueled statements that include "I am still the boss" and "my calves are big, why arent I"? His wife was seen pleading with neighbors to call the local authorities.

Hammered beyond insanity. Smashed to the point of death.

B1: That dude just passed out on my couch!
B2: He's so zonked!

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.