A fork of Rural Dictionary
Navy Issue Ass
This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.
The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.
"Man, that girl would be cute if she didn't have that NIA!"
"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."
"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."
One who is paralyzed and ineffectual, usually with fear or anxiety, at a time of crisis or danger. Refers to the tendency of a deer to freeze and stare at an oncoming car, resulting in death and disaster.
The President just sat there reading My Pet Goat,like Bambi caught in the headlights, and the terrorists tripled the amount of time they had to attack America.
1. One who is abnormally smart or knowledgeable
2. A person who is respected and worshipped by EVERYONE
3. An ambassador from the god-beings of the nation of Parhoove
Let's ask the Dhali Llama our question because he's brilliant and knows everything and is superior to all living things in the universe.
1. party: a party that whoever wants to come is allowed to. an optimistic idea, but not always a smart one.
2. ready hospitality: a situation or occasion when visitors are welcome at any time
3. school visiting day: a day on which an institution such as a school or college is open to the public for visitors to view aspects of its work and activities
4. viewing period before sale: a period of time during which a house or an apartment that is for sale is open to the public for viewing
5. house open to viewing: a house or apartment that is open to be viewed by the public before sale
"dude, mike's having an open house tonight" "oh man, so many people are gonna go"