Country Dictionary

One whom 'PONIES'.
The act of Ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. Preferably a squeaky one.

The rest is self expanatory.

Hey bro lets go ponying with beth.

Excuse me dear sir but I just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth...would you happen to have a moist towelette?

Ponying sure is hard work bill, How ya doing down there berta!

Q: Get that sausage out of that pony!

A: Whats wrong we're just ponying?

the name of any intramurel sporting team that is stacked with prossional players.

"I can't believe we lost to those ponies, JUST because they added Lebron and Kobe to their roster!"

A miniature version of a very cute horse.

I wanted to adopt a pony, but I just don’t have enough money!

irregular

*Jillian is rolling in the mud*
Emma: “Jillian stop doing a ponis”

penis

A Pony is a fanboy of Playstation,2,3,4 ect... Usually will brag about how much better it is then Xbox. Even though both the Playstation and Xbox are equally great systems.

Guy1: Xbox sucks.
Guy2: Dude you're such a pony.

The mini bottled beers. AKA- grenades- Generally a product by Mickey's out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

I don't want the whole bottle, probably just a pony.