A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are trying to pullout of your partner before ejaculating but you fuck it all up and some of your baby batter gets left behind.
I was fucking my girlfriend last night, I really messed up and gave her an Afghani pullout. I hope she doesn’t get pregnant.
When a man 'pulls out' during sex but leaves some behind.
She felt so good I couldn't help but do an Afghani pullout
Military Term.
After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.
See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.
Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.
I just took a huge afghani bell ringer on the toilet.
The Afghani Angry Birds is when you grab new-born muslim babies, strapped with explosives, and launch them via catapult at enemy infrastructure, ultimately creating a fun yet dangerous game of angry birds
"I got a new high-score at Afghani Angry Birds! I took down two skyscrapers!"
When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.
When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.
Hindu Kush war raid flash bang entrance results in the touching of ones genitalia on the backside
The homeless man Bobby offered me an afghani flashmob in exchange for a head of lettuce