A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj. the property of having equal to or less than the amount of hair possessed by Zach Becker (a.k.a. bald kid)
Zach Becker has a low self-esteem and often cries because he is bald.
The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.
I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.
edited version of the actor Freddy Carter (Shadow and Bone, Free Rein) in which he is depicted with no hair. These pictures have circulated around social media and are often created by individuals and then shared on Instagram and Tiktok.
"what did you do today?"
"I edited pictures of Bald Freddy"
"Very cool"
Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek
Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha
A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power
Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power