A fork of Rural Dictionary
To penetrate a very hirsute vagina with one's pecker.
"What you doin' after the game, Fred?" "Well Joe, I'm well pissed and I've got a bit of a woodie , so I fink I'll go home to the old bag and spear the bearded clam".
when a multitude of women get together.(the all women equalivent of a sausage fest.)
All the girls got together at Ashley's and had a bearded clam roast.
A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.
"She is such a slut!!!" "prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"
a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head. made by a two 30 year old men.
chorus: Your camel toe It looks alright so baby let it show Looks like a big taco I see your camel toe (Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)
a vagina that is not clean shaven. one that has not been shaven for some time. rugged, greasy, out of control disgusting female pubic hair.
That girl's clam beard looks straight out of a 70's porn I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't shave her clam beard
Hairy Anus belonging to a Male
Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!
A vagina that’s out of this world.
Bro, Sherri has a bearded space clam!