A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bros are a type of white male between the ages of 16-24. They originated in Southern California during the early 2000s, but are now prevalent in most major cities throughout the US and Canada. They are characterized mainly by their frequent use of the word "bro" to describe other males who are actually unrelated to them, but can be noted by many other distinguishing features such as: 1. A brightly colored Abercrombie and Fitch polo (often pink) worn with the collar popped 2. A Livestrong bracelet 3. A trucker hat, worn either backwards or tilted to the side 4. A pair of gino sunglasses, most likely purchased from Armani Exchange for $39.99, and often worn indoors / in non-sunny weather 5. Being overly tanned, to the point at which it is apparent they spend several days a week at the tanning salon 6. Hair with too much gel in it 7. Working out all the time and wearing overly tight shirts to make it look like they are more jacked than they actually are 8. Frequent use of the words "chill" and "sweet" 9. Liking Family Guy better than the Simpsons 10. Listening to a combination of soft rock (Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Dave Matthews), the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and some rap. 11. Ripped jeans for formal attire and track pants for informal attire 12. The excessive use of cologne and axe body spray There are several "bro repellants" available to the common North American young man: 1. Listening to thrash metal, grunge metal, or classic rock 2. Using words longer than six letters 3. Staying away from Laguna Beach, Malibu, or any other towns with names that are printed on Hollister shirts
Bro #1: Yo bro, let's go chill at Laguna beach bro, but first we have to work on our tans bro, I hear Lauren Conrad is gonna be there bro. Bro #2: Sweet bro, sounds chillin' bro, let's do it up bro.
A version of a bra specifically designed for men. Created by Frank Costanza and Cosmo Kramer on the television comedy Seinfeld. Kramer wanted to name the new device a "bro" while Frank wanted to name it the "manziere". They couldn't agree on a name and the invention failed.
If you're a man and you have large breasts, you need a bro for support.
1. Male friends who are close enough to talk about their feelings, without feeling gay. 2. Men who act like there are no women around, even when there are. They often wear polo shirts and curse loudly, along with excessive use of the word "bro". These types of guys originated the term, "bro".
Bitchy Girlfriend: "Where are you? When are you coming home? You're at the bar, aren't you!?!?!?" Dude: "I'm out with the bros babe. Call you back." *hangs up* "So wassup guys are we gonna go to the bar or what?" "Bros before Hoes" - Malcolm X
An upper class white male who is usually in college or is stuck in the “frat boy phase”. A bro parties hard and sometimes even works hard. Bros prefer light beer and are sometimes considered self-centered. A bro will usually go to prep school and then a private college. Bros do not go to public high schools. Most bros consider themselves classy. They usually drive foreign luxury cars with the exception being jeeps. Bros have their own style which usually consists of boat shoes or sandals, a collared shirt with the collar often popped, sunglasses, and a backwards hat. The three most common sports played by bros are lacrosse, rugby and crew. Most bros worship the work of artists such as Dave Matthews, Jack Johnson, and Counting Crows.
Hey Bro lets drink some light beers and cockblock other bros at the bar.
A phrase said when you want your bro to know that your telling the absolute truth.
bro 1:"DUDE, I HAVE CANCER." bro 2:"shut up..." bro 1: "as a bro." bro 2: "OH SHIT, that sucks!! Can i get your pool table when your gone?"
A person who would give you the shirt off his back if he doesn't want to wear it anymore. A Bro is a person who will bend over backwards to help you bend someone over backwards. In short, a Bro is a lifelong companion you can always trust to be there for you, unless he's got something else going on.
You really helped me out of a tight spot man. You are my Bro for the rest of time.