A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your mother.
Non-derrogatory.
"My old chook harked me for not having getting a job."
/'blu://'tʃʊk/
Noun
Synonym for Social Media App, Twitter.
Me: "You're busy there on your phone, what are you doing?"
Them: "Just having a whinge on the Blue Chook..."
An amazing but crazy person. Is liked by everyone and is supportive. Has a great sense of humor and can be sensitive and strong-willed.
Hey did you see Alyssa today? She is one Crazy Chook!
a term refering to male masturbation or the act of giving hand jobs
"Spencer had plenty of time to feed the chooks"
or
"Izzy enjoys feeding Caspar's chooks, vigorously "
A fund-raising raffle in which the prize is a frozen chicken. Popular in Australia.
Hey! I won the chook raffle at the pub last night.
To masterbate, without giving it away so easily
i'll be back soon, i've just got to go and feed the chooks
The skin on your balls that resembles the skin of a plucked chicken
Dave, I can see Jacko's chook skins hanging out his shorts. "Mel" Not just the skins, I can se the head, neck,and gibletts!