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death valley clown car

A variation of the DVDA (double-vaginal double-anal) position. The woman, while being double-penetrated in both the anus and vagina, receives two penis' in the mouth as well. This brings the final penis count to 6.

Yo, Rob! Get over here and stick your meat in this gal's pie-hole and let's get us a death valley clown car goin'!

by DepravedDinosaurKing April 10, 2011

Death Valley Clown Car

The act of have 2 Wieners in every hole used for sex at the same time.

Man, can you believe that whore at that party took the Death Valley Clown Car?! She took it like a champ!

by Unholy Warheart April 27, 2011

New Jersey Clown Car

When you witness four bros going into one bathroom stall to do cocaine

"After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."

by Frippertronics February 19, 2016

New Yorker Clown Car

Where you attempt to get as many dicks inside a girl as possible. Clown face paint is optional.

Girl: Wow guys 32 this time, that's a new record.

Guy: Wait, we can fit a few more.

Girl: What? Wher...(several dicks shoved in her mouth)

Guy: Yep, that's a New Yorker Clown Car record all right.

by Perplexing Enigma April 19, 2011

Clown car Cock block

when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex

the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block

by alwaysangry December 01, 2009

Clown Car

A sexual position where you fit as many couples having sex as you can into one vehicle.

How many couples copulatings can you cram into a clown car?

by Blobby27 November 13, 2014

Clown car

An act of taking a dab holding it in to drink a full beer then releasing the smoke to hit a bong bowl before taking a shot then releasing the smoke simultaneously snorting a line of molly only to finish off with a line of blow off a women's ass.

Broski I'm going to get totally clown carred this weekend

by Clown car November 03, 2017