A fork of Rural Dictionary
Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
GET OFF THE COUCH YOU COUCH POTATO
A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.
Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude
what you wish you were
couch potato cat is the cats meow
Verb
When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.
The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
Justin rather enjoys his couch potato-ness, but only on the weekends.