Country Dictionary

The expression said when notes or chords are sung or played and they sound really dissonant.

Really awesome chord is sung by a choir
Girl: "Crunchy!"

Negative, annoying, inconvenience.

1. Shut the fuck up you crunchy ass bitch!
2. You are so crunchy...
3.

3a Something happens
3b (reaction) "crunchy..."

Adjective: a white person who is not a complete dick, having intriguing interests more than Starbucks and yoga pants with ugg boots and/or bro-like. Someone who respects other people and contributes to the world.

That white dude is hella crunchy.

The main stalk in a lettuce leaf that provides a crunchy texture and ruins a good salad

This salad was mostly crunchies which made it basically inedible

Used to describe something fun and awesome.

the comedy show last night was SO crunchy!

Early 90's Middle/High school people used to say someone must feel crunchy after being dissed or feeling stupid or bad because they did something stupid. It's usually said after someone tries to look cool and then somehow they end up looking like a fool.

"Jimmy talked mad game about Lisa liking him, but today he said Hi to her and she completely ignored him. I bet he's feeling crunchy as a mofo right now."

"You ripped your pants! Ohhhhh!! Feelin' crunchy?"

After something embarrassing happens to your friend you say: "On a scale from 1-10 how crunchy do you feel?" or "Man you must be feeling crunchy" or "So crunchy.."

adjective - mildy repulsive; of poor quality; to show negative feelings towards. (Antonym - Crispy)

Mate, there's a well crunchy smell in my room; Does this milk look a bit crunchy to you?; That band was crunchy mate; those cupcakes are a bit crunchy.