A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.
2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.
2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.
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My Father Is Dead To Me After This
Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"
"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"
The expression of such utter distaste for a person or object that it calls for the personal denial of its worldly existance. Can be used to express disintrest, hatred, or something/someone that has gone out of style.
Justin lost his balls and refused to dump Juliette, he’s dead to me
When your dead and get killed again
That joke has me dead! Twice!
2 definitions:
1. A phrase used by parents in utter disappointment of their child
2. A phrase used by friends of others mainly because their friend is boring, or if their friend did something that hurt the person’s reputation
Situation 1:
Dad: hey son, don’t touch that cactus
Son: *touches cactus*
Dad: your dead to me
Situation 2:
Friend: *has no interaction with anyone whatsoever*
Other friends: you’re dead to me
Situation 2.5:
Friend:*shows his/her absolute ass in front of everyone, embarrassing their friend*
Other friend: you’re dead to me