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Decepticon

An insult. You call a person a decepticon if you they have done something nasty to you or they have are not allowing you to do something.Used as a substitue for the word evil .

'dont be a Decepticon' ' ugh ur such a Decepticon'

by Autobot Ninja October 02, 2009

Decepticon

An empty can of beer that is mistaken for a full one.

"Hey bro, where's my beer, I just opened it?" "It's on the table." "Nope, not this one, it's a decepticon."

by DeltaRooster March 26, 2012

Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.

Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha? Guy 2: No man what's up? Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude. Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status. Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.

by dorktron March 01, 2011

battling the Decepticon

Another way of describing masturbation. More commonly when talking about Transformers fans. The semen is then refered to as Energon. If done in the bathroom, the toilet becomes the Space Bridge. Decepticons are the bad guys from Transformers.

"After Rick saw that hot babe with the DD breasts, he ran into the bathroom and started battling the Decepticon." "How do you know?" "There was Energon in the Space Bridge."

by William Gilson August 29, 2006

Punk Ass Decepticon

An evil robot that got its ass handed to it by a stereotype.

Yo man, that punk ass decepticon just got da sheeit beaten out of him by that jew wit da pube fro...

by ndUBfiveONEoh June 29, 2009

Decepticon

THEY ALL FUCKING DEAD ITS FUCKING EDDIE BROCK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Decepticon literally a dog ass nigga PUBG.

by EddieBrock5 September 09, 2023