Country Dictionary

When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping

So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.

Fapping and farting at the same time.

I had to go flarping myself.

A really wet, nasty queef from a girl who hasn't showered in a month or longer.

"I was having some fun time with my mud buddy, then when I went to leave I heard her let out a giant flarp."

An offensive name to call someone.

Snoof, you're such a Flarp.

the action of farting on someone's penis while they're penetrating you

*farts while being fucked*

"oh wow you just flarped on my cock"

a flarp is a wet fart.

“ew bro did you just flarp”

That one puddy product that makes a fart sound.
Some word you made up when u were 7-9 , and u thought it was the funniest thing on earth.

"Hey did you get that funny new product named Flarp?"
"Oh yeah man its so funny!"
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"Hey bro wanna hear a word i made up?"

"Whats the word?"
"Flarp!"
"HAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHUDIefheuwudewoifkgoirekoifwejieghierpfgejerjgoie."
"Hey bro? .....Bro?"
"OH NO HE'S DEAD!"