Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

hampster style

Perhaps the most intense form of karate known to man.

Orgazmo: "Ben you must use Hampster Style!!!"
Ben: "No...not that!!"

by Big Jown August 24, 2006

Hampster Dink

A very small penis, probably the size of a hampsters

The kid has a hampster dink

by larry April 29, 2003

Ass Hampster

n.
1. One who flutters between being considered part of a group and being an outcast.
2. An unwelcomed guest that few people are extremely bothered by.

"Alex is really annoying, he's always following us around and acting like he's our friend.. what an ass hampster."

by mattpietro May 08, 2006

Lip Hampster

ungroomed facial hair found above the upper lip

girl did you see his lip hampster

by Jenny-Da-Queen November 27, 2003

hampster-ass

is when a fat persons booty overlaps and it looks like they hav booty cheeks in the middle of there regular booty.

did you hav sexy with dat chick lastnight. Hell no she had a hampster-ass so i dipped out.

by Dustin P. July 30, 2007

the Lyrical Hampster

A hampster from the streets with enough class to be called lyrical but with a smug edge so as not to be fucked with.

I'm the lyrical Hampster.. word em up. I hit kids with my mustang.. word em up.

by skrilla June 24, 2003

Hampster chicken

Special chicken that tastes like hampsters!!๐Ÿ˜‹ To make it grab a innocent family, hampsters, and 1cm slice of pe- I mean chicken and boom!! Hampter chicken.

Person1- Have you tried making the new hampster chicken??
Person2- No. It dosen't even exis-
Person1 covers Person2's mouth.
Person1- make it.