A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Term for having a shit in your partners bed, but not limited to. 2. Cockney rhyming for turd.
"How was your date?" "Mate, she left a huge Amber Heard in the sheets, not seeing her again..."
The act of defecating on someone’s bed, specifically your significant other during a fight or after a break up.
Dude I can’t believe this, that bitch pulled an amber heard on me while I was at work!
-after a fight, you take a dump on your partners side of the bed
My ex got me so angry I Amber Hearded all over their Egyptian silk sheets.
1- A term for a person or animal who shits anywhere while sleeping, standing, sitting, walking, or running. 2- A pile of turd.
- Hey Jimmy, you see that girl eating pizza? I think I'm gonna go and say hi. - Yeah, she's hot but notice that pile of amber heard underneath the chair! - Damn! She must be amber hearding while eating!
Cockney Rhyming Slang for "Turd".
"I've just done a massive Amber Heard and it won't flush!"
When you get so angry you go to your partners bedsheets and shit your whole colon all over them.
“Did you hear about their fight? He called her a slut so she Amber Hearded him!”
Mattress Turd, Cockney rhyming slang for fecal matter found in ones bed.
Oh man, that girl I bought back for a hookup totally left an Amber Heard in my bed.