A fork of Rural Dictionary
January 18 is Pizza mozzarella day. Pizza mozzarella day is the day to eat pizza and party with your friends
this day all of you have to tell me happy birthday :))
me: hey, its january 18th, its my birthday
Me: Hey u know what day it is
Spike: What?
Me: you fucking moron, ITS JANUARY 18, YOUR BIRTHDAY IDIOT!
National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
The day T and N make 6 months together, THAT’S LIKE HALF AN YEAR MFFFF!!! Damn
Person 1: “wow how long have u guys been together?”
N: “on 18 January we’re making HALF. AN. YEAR. “
It's the day of the year where asking your crush out is one of the holiest action to do
A helpful bro: Why don't you ask her today
An uncultured swine: Why should I?
The helpful bro: It's fucking 18 January