A fork of Rural Dictionary
An exclamation, commonly an alternative for shouting 'Jesus Christ!' whenever something eventful happens.
*horrorfying car accident happens and someone could've possibly died* "Jeez louise! Call an ambulance!"
semen that is unintentionally ejaculated onto one's belongings.
Boy got jeez jizz all over my action figures.
Mangina... preferable the one belonging to an oh so sexy Statistics Professor
A bizarre or funny exclamation clone of Jesus Christ, it is used when someone saw something disgusting that makes them lost faith in humanity.
Person 1: * Shows a very shocking fetish content * Person 2: Jeez Crisp, that's disgusting! P1: IKR, makes me lose my faith in humanity. P2: Me too.