A fork of Rural Dictionary
the action of a piece of poo dangling from the anus onto someones anus then peeing inside their eyelids and laugh at their pain
i totally just Paul Landi'd my girl las night, it was sweet
Scottish slang to refer to islands.
Jeff was out spacklin a beast of a wall on that wee landy bit in the bay.
The inability to get it up one night
"Did you sleep with her?" "No mate, I got a Landy"
A large but packing young fellow that attracts many young females. Biv lishop is amongst the many women that fall for landys charming ways. He is strapping a 20 inch sword that can not only help attracting females but can be helpful in the fields too.
Girl 1: I have shagged landy
Girl 2:Same
An influencer who sets a bad example to their audience. A bad influence, also can be termed a disgrace
Did you hear about the elementary school teacher who was smoking in the classroom? She's such a Landi.