A fork of Rural Dictionary
somebody that lies; yet the lies are quite funny, rapid speaker; not afraid of bugs and or animals.
stop lying! your acting like a lexes!
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in ancient greece, there was once a man or woman named lexes that spoke really quick.
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once and lexes, always a lexes; brave and courages! not scared of bugs!
A "Lex" is a lady that sucks mad dick, eye contact the whole time, and swallows without hesitation. Then she will make you a steak and feed it to you, bite by bite. She'll rub your feet and do your laundry. If you find a Lex, put a ring on that immediately.
Bro 1: Hey how was your date last night?
Bro 2: Yo man she was a total Lex, it was amazing.
Bro 1: Woah man, a Lex? You got a ring yet?
Bro 2: I'm on my way now, bro.
A man with a big head. Basically you can replace "Lex" with every "your mother" joke .
Your Lex is so fat, his birthday spans 5 days