A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl wears way too much make up and has drawn on eyebrows.
Oh my word Becky look at Kim’s face! She looks like she was the center or a Crayola bukkake party!
CCC. Crusty Crayola Crayon. A Crusty Crayola Crayon is someone who is well, crusty. Someone who is just down right gross. That one crayon no one wants because it's broken, used, dull, CRUSTY, paperless. The number one heartbreaking insult. - Dadalynn
"You fucking Crusty Crayola Crayon, how could you!?!" "Ew she's such a crusty Crayola Crayon."
When a collection of homosexual men perform a bukkake on an individual.
"Man, yesterday was great! I finally got that Crayola Drizzle I've been begging Chad and the guys for!"
Crayons that break to easy, it hurts to see them snap. Its like somethings missing.
Duddde my fookin crayola macncheese crayon broke 💀
Biggest flex in existence. Bigger flex than a Rolex,ps5,xbox one x,Bugatti. Biggest flex ever
Kid entering class:Hey guys I got the crayola 120 pack during the weekend. The whole class: *bows down*
The term used to describe an individual who draws on his/her eyebrows very thick and unnaturally dark, almost as if he/she used melted crayon wax to fill them in. Normally seen in a color palette quite different than the color of one's natural hair.
"Hey, how is Barbra holding up after the waxing accident ?" "Dude, it's bad. You wouldn't be able to even recognize her. Serious brows by Crayola." brows eyebrows
The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack. This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest. This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.
Usage: (in traffic) Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose." Girlfriend: "Where?" Boyfriend: "In that red car." Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy." Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."