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noodle

Asian woman

Are those noodles chinese?

by SIX HOT LOADS July 01, 2019

noodles

the guy who play guitar in The Offspring

yo noodles, stop drinkin' beer and start making noise

by XarlieB January 02, 2004

noodle

a heterosexual woman who will partake in a sexual relationship with another woman if aroused.

that girl is a total noodle; she's straight until you get her wet.

by Crystal Christie September 17, 2010

a noodle

(inutill) a mexican american word used for white people who speak spanish very badly and without any accent at all (it is done by pronouncin innutill (useless in spanish) with an overtly (white guy)accent

when he aplied for the job he said he speaks spanish but he is a noodle the customers can't even understand him

by Eltapatio January 19, 2005

Noodle

If you’re not careful your private areas might turn into a noodle, so never mess with someone who likes noodles

Alex: Hi morgan!

Morgan: …
Alex: what is with you
Morgan: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME MORTAL, SKADADLE SKADODLE UR DI*K IS NOW A NOODLE

by Ratas.noodles May 05, 2023

noodles

The lead guitarist and sometimes-background-singer of the band known as The Offspring, which also happens to be one of the best bands in the world.

Noodles is awesome! I wish I could meet him in person!

by jimbobjoeshmoe January 04, 2004

Noodle

A penis, tired from already performing,

and ejaculating, incapable erection until resting sufficiently.

She was glad to grab her toy since all her partner had left was his soft Noodle.

by Danny Durden May 28, 2021