A fork of Rural Dictionary
Quando Peef is the little man who lives under the sink. He’s 1 foot tall, very agile, and morbidly obese. He chillin, though.
Quando Peef just escaped from his chamber and cannot be stopped!
When a penis farts, it is called a peef. When a male experiences his first peef, it becomes a toxic gaseous cloud, that stalks the male until he inhales the dreaded queef cloud!
I had a peef cloud the other day!
Really?
Yeah!
Queef clouds taste like rotting cow testicles!
Wait, how do you know wha-... Never mind.
The most exotic and boof flavor one can aquire
Dang is that peef lumgar u silver tounge devil you?
The Sound a obese female ( between 176 and 527 pounds )makes when under load in an attempt to hold something In , muffle, and or prevent from escaping into the public world
The two women in the grocery store fighting over the chocolate cake were simultaneously releasing one peef cud after another while struggling to possess the last cake .
When a man farts out of his penis.
I want to Piffe/ Peef in your mouth.
Passed out from energy exertion. Worked too hard to the point where you’re out like a light
“Hey how are you feeling after work? Oh I’m feeling peefed”