A fork of Rural Dictionary
The result of a spirit/figure taking possession of one's body or heavily influencing them.
Oh my god, Trea Turner is a possessed man right now. He's gone yard 4 times in the last 3 games and has 21 total bases.
When one becomes possessed by his/her laptop/desktop computer because of never taking his/her eyes off of the monitor.
Teenage Guy #1: DUDE! Earlier, my brother was chasing after me with some kind of halberd thingy and my dad's pistol! I was disturbed!
Teenage Guy #2: Did he play an online game called Rage 3?
Teenage Guy #1: ...Yeah, that's it. The one with the stick figure? He was playing it for HOURS!
Teenage Guy #2: Yep... that's computerized possession.
Teenage Guy #1: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Teenage Guy #2: You just found your answer.
Possessive is demanding someone's total attention and love. Wanted to controll someone.
"as soon as she'd been out with a guy a few times, he'd get possessive"
When you get caught having illegal firearms
Usually to prevent yourself from getting fucked
1: what did John do to get arrested?
2: possession of illegal firearms
1: ok
A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".
I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.