Country Dictionary

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I went to the Rachel yesterday, and she told me that I would probably have better luck with women if I lied about the aids.

a girl whos to hot for anyone to handle. ethan allen wants to bang her. balls are attracted to her face, and sex is like breathing for her. a penis in her mouth is nothing unusual.

rachel is so hot! im getting a boner!

1. A rachel, noun. The opposite of a cougar; One who has sexual desires for, or intends to marry multiple older women, commonly due to eccentric personalities or expertise in cooking.

"You're not a cougar, they're cougars. You're a rachel."

"I fear she's become somewhat of a rachel, wanting to marry those women for their cooking."

"Stop hitting on my mom, you're becoming a rachel."

a girl who is rude to her friend one day and nice to her friend the next day. also, she bosses the new girl around because she thinks that new girls will listen to anything she says. another thing, she makes one girl do her homework.

"Why is she so rude? She's a very rude person" " She is so Rachel"

look like albino harambe and is a fat bully who screams she has no freinds when she is talking to people at lunch.Also calls people gay when she is a lesbian

eww rachel

a stupid ass skank that goes after he friends crushes/ boyfriends and gets offended when you call her a lesbian or whore.

wow! RACHEL IS SUCH A SKANK

A girl with a chode coming out of her anus.

i cant even mess with her no more, shes rachel