A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ripley is the perfect girl. she is better than everyone.
Ripley is so pretty.
She will always be your number 1 best buddy in the whole world. She is very sweet and caring and will never beg for anything. She is a fat ass, however she always will never back down and quit on you. She also loves Jesus
Good Golly Gee Ripley is such a sweet heart
ripley is not a good place to live as you will get robbed for your ps by rpy mandem un countable amout of crackheads sat on the bench that is no longer there you will need to be careful of your little drug deals in ripley as the headquaters is next door and pc wright will come chasing you away in his shitty police car
you: lets go on a date to ripley
girl: no fam get out dont want my shoes getting taken
a very beautiful girl she is a wanna be emo she is very sweet sometimes preppy is nice to friends, a very overprotective person she is funny she loves her friends, BUT DONT MAKE HER MAD
The lover of someone staring with A and ending with a. He is a kind caring person who like soccer.
Love gluing tables together and eating. He is a rather fat man.
The fat Ripley made the whole earth wobble when he played soccer.
Ameika and Ripley broke up but now they are going to get back together, he is glue.
Ripley st thomas is an absolute shit hole of a school. you wanna tell a teacher about your problems? then don’t cause they’ll do fuck all about it. it’s also where girls roll up their skirts so high it’s level with their blazer but then get told off about it when the skorts are the exact same length. Don’t forget to mention the many dick pics being sent around the whole school and the famous rumour in year 10 that —— sucked ——— off in the bathroom. You also want lung cancer? that’s great cause theres about half the school that sells them and/or uses them. So if you want your child to be an absolute scratter and possibly a druggie then send them to Ripley St thomas
Mother (to child): Let’s put ripley st thomas as your first choice it’s an extremely smart school!
-after they graduate-
Mother (to child): what the fuck happened
Ripley st Thomas is a shit show . U will find 90% of the school using ecigs in the toilets 99.9% of the time . You will get asked by the y7 if u have a vape . Skirts rolled to the max even shorter than the blazer . Need to tell the teacher somet -don't bother they don't give a fuck they just try find people with a ecig on you . Y11s are next level u will get chips lobbed at u and u will get shit in by the seagulls Nearly everyday overall the school pretty eventful in my eyes if u wanna leave a drug addict and couple gcse . kids probably sniff ket of the toilet seats tbf
CHILD -Can I go to Ripley st Thomas mum ?
MUM -I will cook a dog before I send u there