A fork of Rural Dictionary
The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
substitution for any dirty word
"Are you schnoodling his blurple?"
"Are you scnhooldly seriouse,what the schnoodle?"
"That bitch is a total schnoodle"
The act of passionate tip to tip rubbing of the head of the penis between two men.
I don't feel like butt sex tonight, I was looking forward to just schnoodling.
An uncircumcised penis with extra long foreskin.
Paul, put your damn schnoddle away, it smells lake gay dumpster sex in here!
Last time I went fishing with Paul we weren't having any luck. He pulled out his schnoodle and used it like a casting net and caught a monster trout.
This is the last time I agree to putting that schnoodle in my my mouth, Paul. I lost consciousness after choking on all the loose skin.
I schnoodled aloud after that hilarious joke.