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5000 of any thing

"Dude, we are gunna make a shit ton of money this summer! It's gunna be awesome!" "Damn, that a shit ton of dirt, you got to shovel that yourself?!"

A measure of volume: The amount of space required to fill 2,000lbs of homogenized fecal matter.

That swimming pool can hold around 400 shit tons of water.

a lot of a certain thing, can be used as an estimated numerical reference

I had a shit-ton of chicken wings while I was banging this broad.

25 gigabytes.

S - "How big is world of warcraft?" C - "idk, a shit ton of data" S - "holy shit, it's 25 gigabytes!" C - "yeah, a shit ton."

A real unit of measurement equal ton a gazillion. A real standerdized unit of measurement.

Paul Johnson has a shit ton of dead babies in his bed.

An "official" SI unit. The unit of measurement for quantity.

Brian: Hey Jeff and Whit, I noticed the kitchen is restocked. Jeff and Whit: Yes, there is officially a shit ton of food in the kitchen, indulge yourself. Kayla: yeah'duh

a whole lotta something

there was a shit-ton of puss at that party