Country Dictionary

A very fake person, (una falsa) who talks shit.<3

"Sei proprio una Simona"
"Che Simona!!!"

A person who doesn’t like you, but gives you mixed signals.

“Dude…she kissed me on the neck last night.”
“Classic Simona move. Be careful.”

una ragazza che puzza di piedi con un gatto bianco

X: “Ciao la senti anche ti questa puzza?”
Io: “Si, è Simona Morganti”

Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.

Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)

Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...

THey have a walnut crackeer and dont eat butter and steals ketchup packets from mcodonalds

CAn i have a walnut ;) ??

absolutely

simonas family

beatmaker, smells like urina n fairly also saves us from petio (the rapist who is 39 rn)

Simona Marinovana tu sunch kakut fata mq. Simona is chifach. Simona is great hair dresser she cam put an outfit to any hair